starkid-nerdfighter: There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable.
mangerdanger: if you ever think someone is full of themselves just remember alexander the great named 70 cities after himself so they cant be too bad
dalek-asylums: don’t fail me now google maps
me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
I'll make a fresh start